Friday, May 26, 2017

Oh wow such charitable very amaze

Here are a few examples of how amazingly charitable people can be in their donations. Take a look at this first pair of shoes, which the owner praises as fitting "really good", presuming there is only one size of foot shared by all humans.

 So what could be inside this magical box that makes the contents "fit good" for whoever receives it?
 Why, it's a pair of busted up old boots! Maybe the previous owners fond memories of their better days are somewhere in the box as well!!!
 Note the cracked leather. But they're good with pants!

Here's something real heartwarming. The recipient of this charity solicitation didn't have the heart to keep these six cents for themselves, having been informed that these six cents would "feed a child". So, although it in no way returns these six symbolic cents to that organization, they ripped the envelop in half and gave that portion to us!
 That's uh.... that's not how this works, sir or madam, unfortunately oh but hey...
 ...clearly I have less scruples than you about taking free money.
Believe it or not, not every single person who drops something off into our hundreds of thousands of bins needs to call us and let us know, but thanks for playing!

 

 Here's one I love...
...certainly preferable to the recent time in which I received an actual full carton of eggs!
I believe this was just one of several pieces that were INDIVIDUALLY BAGGED with these notes assuring us of their recent laundering. Very kind, sure, but TOTALLY UNNECESSARY
 Oh, hello again.
 And hello again to you, my new penny and nickel.



 And here is an Apple product some of you may have missed....
 So exciting! It's got the authentic Apple logo! What could it be!??!
 Uhm...
 Apple presents: Green Wax Teeth Moldings! These were much larger than a human sized casting. A few of them also appeared to be on different scales.
Seriously, what? They have these little bases to stand on like they were chess pieces or something. MAYBE they were for arranging in an educational model? But the bases had different depths and shapes, and some of the tooth sizes weren't consistent. What could this possibly have been, and further, WHERE DID THEIR DONOR INTEND FOR THEM TO WIND UP by putting them in an anonymous mystery bin???
 And hey, while we're on the topic of creepy shit...
I mean, at least this human hair wig fills an actual need for someone, theoretically.


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